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2006-12-08

In which I learn a lesson and reflect on an excuse�

  1. Suppose that after finishing a bowl of raisin bran for dinner you are still hungry. Therefore, you ask yourself, �should I have another bowl,� the answer is "no."

    I�ll file that under �lessons learned.�

    Of course, I�ll have to wait to do the actual filing until I get back from the bathroom.

  2. I just got off the phone with my friend who couldn�t talk because he was busy pipetting.

    If I had a nickel for every time I heard that excuse�