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In which I learn a lesson and reflect on an excuse…

  1. Suppose that after finishing a bowl of raisin bran for dinner you are still hungry. Therefore, you ask yourself, “should I have another bowl,” the answer is "no."

    I’ll file that under “lessons learned.”

    Of course, I’ll have to wait to do the actual filing until I get back from the bathroom.

  2. I just got off the phone with my friend who couldn’t talk because he was busy pipetting.

    If I had a nickel for every time I heard that excuse…